By Alex Souris
Holy Guacamole, this is 8 pt. font!
It’s small, but isn’t saving trees what you want?
Smaller writing, less space
Less paper in your face
Less paper, less trees
Dying for your paper needs.
Trees live off carbon in the atmosphere
Giving oxygen that helps you live right here.
While we can still breathe we’ve got nothing to fear.
But aliens who might come and look in to peer,
At those stupid humans killing plants that let them live,
Might say, “It’s almost as if they don’t know what the trees give
‘Cause surely if they did they wouldn’t take tree lives,
Because surely they must see that they need trees to survive.”
So answer this call, please
Answer this plea!
To save this planet’s beauty,
We should care, you see
We’re the next generation,
Who must clean up this nation,
And the rest of the world, too.
This planet’s for me and you!