Some Things Never Change (from the Denton County Record and Chronicle, April 22, 1898.
I guess people can recycle scams, like we recycle cans. No, that’s not right. There is nothing new under the sun?
How about some Ogden Nash:
|What’s the use?
by Ogden Nash
|Sure, deck your limbs in pants,
Yours are the limbs, my sweeting.
You look divine as you advance . . .
Have you seen yourself retreating?